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someone kicked him in the balls - and it was a splitboarder.

someone fucked his wife - and it was a splitboarder.

someone shit in his wheaties - and it was a splitboarder.

someone slashed 'his' freshies - and it was a splitboarder.

.... and that splitboarder was I

I love many skiers, but these guys are just a$$ holes .... But really does it matter? They look like jerks to everyone else respectable, and kind, and the only people who think they are right are stupid. So, let them hate us, let them think we suck. We will still break trail, take "thier" freshies, and be overall better than them. Shred harder, and think of them as an excuse to climb higher, go further and be more steezy. They are what keeps me snowboarding.

Children are non-combatants in E-battles. Everyone knows this. Or should. Is this for real?

This is who he prefers to partner with in the b/c.

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we need pukes like this guy to unite splitboarders and snowboarders. we now have a visible target to direct our pent up hostility.

we are all skater punks at heart, against the grain monkey wrench gang types. he's gonna be so sorry he make that fb page.

the guy is a huge troll, but it will backfire on him big time.

and it livens up the forum a bit

also, if every post here includes his name and the word douche it may get higher up on the google

David Gottorff is a douche
David Gottorff is a tele hack
David Gottorff is a big meanie
David Gottorff is gonna lose his job

flashback 1989, trying to get on the resorts as knuckledraggers

still a lot of holdout skier toughguys here, my fav is the ones who appear to be about to get on the chair with you, then you find yourself suddenly single, haha...fuk'em

well, to be fair - we already had mt. approach....

I wonder how much it would cost to put up a billboard in Durango (I think that is his last known location). Or make a few dozen cases of t shirts and donate them to every thrift store, halfway house and homeless shelter in southern CO.
I had some text in there but then I thought it might be more fun to leave it to the wit of the community...

Maybe even put a small icon on some of the splitboard.com shirts...... $25 well spent in my opinion

You guys are giving this guy way, way too much attention. If he checked into his FB page one day and had no new comments, he'd be pizzeezeed. Every response gives him a boner. I give him an A+ in trolling.