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FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLIC RELEASE

VOILE, HQ.

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING SPLITBOARD SYSTEM.

Due to tight economic conditions, we regret to inform our valued customers that we have sold the patent and all designs relating to our splitboard interface to Alta SKI resort. Despite rumours to the contrary, Alta is not going to cancel the successful splitboard interface. However, all current users and licensees are required to send in their splitboard interfaces for a MAJOR UPGRADE which will result in improved down hill performance by allowing users to descend perpendicular to the fall line, rather the parallel to it.

har, har, har....

I'm with BGnight - I hope it's revolutionary! Anything less will be anti-climatic...

BG.. that was funny as hell! WiLL I hope you have a patent on them thar slider binders!

Maybe the Voile split turns into a helicopter to get you to the top faster!

I hope whatever it is (binders, or otherwise) pushes the development and technology of the sport.

Can't help but speculate as to why they have what appears to be a apparel label on the announcement?
Clothing? Boots???? WTF????

Major Announcement coming! Lol, this is a huge fail. My God, at least say it's a ****ing binding.
Unless this is some revolutionary interface system, quit yanking our chain ffs.
(if it is a revolutionary interface system, then I will bow to you and kiss your feet)


Hey Voile, I have a major announcement for you!
BOOM!:

Looks like Voile is finally releasing whatever they have been working on to the public:
http://voile-usa.blogspot.com/2009/11/a ... oduct.html

They have me anxious, thats for sure. I really wonder if its product that will be available for this year or next year.