Post subject: Re: New Voile Product Announcement Nov 23rd
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:53 pm
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:36 pm Posts: 382 Location: Lethbridge, AB
FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLIC RELEASE
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING SPLITBOARD SYSTEM.
Due to tight economic conditions, we regret to inform our valued customers that we have sold the patent and all designs relating to our splitboard interface to Alta SKI resort. Despite rumours to the contrary, Alta is not going to cancel the successful splitboard interface. However, all current users and licensees are required to send in their splitboard interfaces for a MAJOR UPGRADE which will result in improved down hill performance by allowing users to descend perpendicular to the fall line, rather the parallel to it.
har, har, har....
I'm with BGnight - I hope it's revolutionary! Anything less will be anti-climatic...
Post subject: Re: New Voile Product - Backcountry Mag
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:06 am
Joined: Fri May 13, 2005 8:05 am Posts: 1499 Location: 395
Major Announcement coming! Lol, this is a huge fail. My God, at least say it's a ****ing binding. Unless this is some revolutionary interface system, quit yanking our chain ffs. (if it is a revolutionary interface system, then I will bow to you and kiss your feet)
Hey Voile, I have a major announcement for you! BOOM!: